Rowdy, here's a showdy outy--
Your harness is so cute
It's like a little suit.
Eating all those scrambled eggs
Gave you very pretty legs.
Pointy ears allow you to hear
When your mom is coming near.
Chicken, chicken, baked or broiled,
When it's dinner, you never recoil.
Rowdy, with your spots of black and white,
you are simply out-of-sight!
